Forget the stupid pranks that every girl on Facebook posted claiming they were pregnant, the only fools this April will be the ones who don't check out the games coming out this month. While there aren't exactly a ton of new franchises to jump into, it looks like it's time to dust off that Nintendo Wii and Xbox Kinect for the first time in months. Here are the games you should look into for April!
It's difficult to get a grasp on the cavalcade of emotions that I feel for a man I've never met. George Lucas single-handedly defined my childhood rise to geekdom and has since set out to destroy the mental shrine I've built to him. Lucas is a name that is still championed by so many, but is so loudly and histrionically vilified that you'd think he was a terrorist leader. So the folks that wish the plaid-shirted, bespectacled dictator would just end his film making career will be happy to know that after his latest film, Red Tails, he'll be riding off into the binary sunset, probably on a Dewback, towards the land of independent personal films. But not before one last twist of the Prequel-poisoned Star Wars dagger in the back of fans. That's right people, Lucas is bringing back every single movie from the series, starting with The Phantom Menace, in gloriously unnecessary 3D. And every movie ticket comes with a pack a cyanide-laced Twizzlers to enhance your 3D movie experience.