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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Psionyx

Meh

Posts: 5,317

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Location: Blogging your mom.

Deacon: It's your funeral
Deacon, you've just been found dead in your room.
Your parents came home one night to find that you had electrocuted yourself. It was an accident involving jane fonda work out tapes and a belt sander.
Who (from N-philes) would you like to be at your funeral. And what would you like them to say?

Everyone else: What would you have to say at Deacon's Funeral?
NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Joester

Needle Mouse

Posts: 14,987

Join Date: Jun 2002

Location: Kansas City, MO

He was a cool, guy who had a hot girlfriend.

He was cynical as fvck and it was funny.

Meh... I'm not good at funerals.

So I would just party and yell stuff in the middle of it in memory of Deacon, the cynical asshole.
NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Ninja Sole

Nerd

Posts: 17

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Location: The Netherlands

I wouldnt attend his funeral, and i really wouldnt care.
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Phlogistic

Everyone! Get along!

Posts: 2,512

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Location: Massachusetts

I'd just be curious about the specifics of this "accident".
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Sir Burley Bee

Quantum

Posts: 4,621

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Location: London, Ontario, Canada

He'd probably insist that they play some track from the Lord of the Rings. I'd write 'emo' on his coffin.

Though the eulogy would definitely have to end with: "And Arker was finally stopped."
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Joey Numbers

45 RPM FURY

Posts: 15,817

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Location: Houston, Texas

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM SO!

Well actually i didn't i heard a had this killer Jar JAr Poster, I MUST HAVE THYN POSTER.
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Pandas_UNITE

Positive Panda

Posts: 18,424

Join Date: Oct 2002

Location: I live in your heart ;)

Deacon, he never was fond of me, especially the time he blocked me on 4 of my sn's. I've forgiven him since tho, who kno's where id be without him. Possibly happier, or without herpes. The fact is he'll be missed by all, including my lawn gnomes, who want their hats back.
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Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

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Daisy planned it all!
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Shivan

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I can't wait to see Deacon's response.
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Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

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He either won't have one, or it will be incredibly sarcastic.
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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Psionyx

Meh

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Location: Blogging your mom.

Keazu

or it will be incredibly sarcastic.


That is kind of the point

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Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

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Join Date: Jun 2003

Yes, but in Deacon's case, he will be sarcastic about being sarcastic, thus making me confused and making a pointless post about it.
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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Imp

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What a cool guy. A shame he was a total jerk sometimes.
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zig

drat

Posts: 9,616

Join Date: Jun 2002

I liked him.
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Batist

God

Posts: 36,070

Join Date: Jan 2002

Location: Sainte Maxime

finally...
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Pithy

real men weave pants

Posts: 10,414

Join Date: Sep 2004

Location: Rhode Island

I'd wanna say

"He reminded me of a dead squirrel"
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Brian10488

Change is a sound

Posts: 10,877

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Location: Chicago

who the hell is deacon?
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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Wazzupy

All The World Is Mad

Posts: 6,021

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Location: Canada

I say, "Can I have your admin spot?"

And get booed off the stage. IF THERE EVEN WAS A STAGE.
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gramathy

Naïve Buttface

Posts: 4,218

Join Date: Dec 2002

Location: Who knows?

That bastard's tricking us. He's still alive somehwere. Daisy's not here, as you all notice- he's obviously taken her off to live in exciting locales and he doesn't want any of us butting in due to our global extension.
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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

DeathDaddy

Captain

Posts: 9,033

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Location: City of Bridges

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies.
Goodbye...

...

*snaps*
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NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Deacon

anti-social commentary

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I was actually going to mention how I really wouldn't want anyone to attend my funeral, N-Philes or otherwise. But I thought it'd sound mean to say it, so I figured I'd at least wait until people said nice things about me before dropping the bomb. Lately I've been thinking a lot about what people would say about me if I was dead, but asking people stuff like that is bound to just result in weirdness. But even hypothetically you're bound to get inaccurate responses, so I guess I'll just have to fake my own death.

Oh and Pandas, I don't know what you're talking about, because I thought I liked you.
NerdThursday, December 16th 2004.

Pojo

is it?

Posts: 22,220

Join Date: Sep 2002

Location: Louisiana

I dunno, I banned him from IMing me after that Zelda hentai incident. Pervert. Disgust
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Ragnar Danneskjöld

Friend of the Friendless

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Location: Houston

MajinbuuX105

finally...





lol thats appropriate.
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Batist

God

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Location: Sainte Maxime

i'd make sure to hire Ricky Dillard for your funeral's music.


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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

bleeper

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I would have to help Daisy at the time of her distress (hit on her while she is vulnerable).
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Dawson

Mr. Tambourine Man

Posts: 10,533

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Location: Australia

I thought you were a homosexual?
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bleeper

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Dawson

I thought you were a homosexual?



WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (hold breath, count to 10 and wonder how any one who has read any of my posts can think i am gay and continues)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (have to take another deep breath, i am still in awe at being thought of as gay)TTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone thought i was gay. Man i am really shocked
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Pelican Sam

vs. The World

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Location: United Kingdom

I'd probably just breathe down the back of Keazu's neck.
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

bleeper

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Pelican Sam

I'd probably just breath down the back of Keazu's neck.



Huh?
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Dawson

Mr. Tambourine Man

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Location: Australia

Looks like Bleeper has found himself a boyfriend. I hope you kids have a happy life together. Smile
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Daisy

Hello!

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This thread makes me incredibly sad. Thanks for ruining my day.
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Imp

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Daisy

This thread makes me incredibly sad. Thanks for ruining my day.
Frown


On the upside you get to be a necrophilliac.
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bleeper

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It is alright Daisy i am not gay and Deacon is not dead.
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Joey Numbers

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Imp

On the upside you get to be a necrophilliac.


Dang, bagin the dead is so cool Cool

NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

athing

Death can be tamed

Posts: 2,242

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Location: Somewhere between life and death

I don't know what to say,but i would be sad because Daisy would be sad Big Grin .She's my hero Smile
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Ronin

7 n a n a 7

Posts: 3,946

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Location: Boston

I've never talked to Deacon, so I wouldn't attend his funeral. However, if I found myself there through some weird circumstances I think I'd gloat about stealing Dinobot from him. Sadly, that's all I really have to say in regards to him, but he is pretty cool...sometimes.
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MattyF

Let's Go Shopping

Posts: 5,012

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Location: I have no home

Oh well. Whats done is done. Ashes to ashes dust to dust we stick Deacon in the earths crust.
NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Psionyx

Meh

Posts: 5,317

Join Date: Sep 2002

Location: Blogging your mom.

Imp

On the upside you get to be a necrophilliac.


But the smell.....

NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

LastAlliance

Trollin' since 2003

Posts: 12,490

Join Date: Mar 2003

Location: Klamath Falls, OR

Imp

On the upside you get to be a necrophilliac.



Rigor Mortis works wonders! Thumbs up

NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Deacon

anti-social commentary

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Join Date: Jul 2002

bleeper

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (hold breath, count to 10 and wonder how any one who has read any of my posts can think i am gay and continues)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (have to take another deep breath, i am still in awe at being thought of as gay)TTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone thought i was gay. Man i am really shocked



I actually never thought you were until now. A casual denial would be one thing, but when a guy goes that far out of his way, it's obvious. Actually, this makes a lot of sense out of the very put-on crush on Daisy, too. Yikes, you think you know somebody.

NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Olmer69

Grey Britain

Posts: 4,462

Join Date: Mar 2003

What would i say at Deacons Funeral....

Deacon, i didnt like the guy, He's Dead


nah Joking.. ermm, to be fair, i wouldnt attend his funeral, i dont know the guy and dont fancy spending £1000 for a plane ticket to his funeral. no offence or anything..
NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

Magnetichead

Banned

Posts: 908

Join Date: Jul 2004

Location: London England

DeathDaddy

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies.
Goodbye...

...

*snaps*






THIS GROUND IS NOT THE ROCK I.......THOUGHT IT TO BEEEEEEEE
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NerdFriday, December 17th 2004.

LinKami Deschain

RIP Yoshito Usui :-(

Posts: 6,120

Join Date: Jun 2004

Location: anywhere the greenville scene is not

Magnetichead

THIS GROUND IS NOT THE ROCK I.......THOUGHT IT TO BEEEEEEEE




I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,
kinda tried to **** my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

satan, satan, satan...

I'm getting bored again...



AEnima, Undertow, and Opiate. Anyone up for Lateralus lyrics now?

Oh...deacon, yeah. He had some good signatures. And some bad ones. But mostly good.
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NerdSaturday, December 18th 2004.

bleeper

Nerd

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Deacon

I actually never thought you were until now. A casual denial would be one thing, but when a guy goes that far out of his way, it's obvious. Actually, this makes a lot of sense out of the very put-on crush on Daisy, too. Yikes, you think you know somebody.



Seiously dude, i am not gay. i am as straight as American poilticians are bent.
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