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NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

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Golden f*cking Sun!

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Why WoW is lame and should be banned...
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/6/0/16060e7494731141dfb39f517de33407.mp3


"Look at what this is doing to you! You're only hurting yourself!"

"DAD! NOOOOOOOOO! WHAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!"


Lol @ white parents. But yeah, I think in theory, the parents did the right thing, but they just handled it the wrong way. Kid's parent's shouldn't have been dicking around. I would've just walked up and ripped the power cord out of the computer and walked away. If the kid got on after that, I would've pulled the circuit breaker to the whole house, forcing the kid to go to sleep. And if the kid knew how to work the circuit breaker, I would've just beat the kid's ass. I like to play with the kid's emotions first, then spank if that doesn't work. Makes the whole thing slightly entertaining.

Also, Wow should be banned. No, I'm pretty much sayin' this semi-seriously. The whole concept just sounds so geeky and nerdish that it shouldn't exist. When people make an MMO where normal people can get in on it, then MMOs will be alright. Otherwise, you're just helping make our society slightly more retarded than it already is. Unfortunately, Blizzard seems to excel at this...

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LinKami Deschain

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i say let them have it.
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AnonymousNoob

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NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

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Wow produces manbabies and is therefore lame...well it doesn't produce them...it just induces the symptoms. Which is still reason enough to ban it.
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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
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SilvaHalo

Make me smile..

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Game Guru

Wow produces manbabies

shut up and eat some fried chicken

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NinjaChief

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Also, Wow should be banned. No, I'm pretty much sayin' this semi-seriously. The whole concept just sounds so geeky and nerdish that it shouldn't exist. When people make an MMO where normal people can get in on it, then MMOs will be alright. Otherwise, you're just helping make our society slightly more retarded than it already is. Unfortunately, Blizzard seems to excel at this...



You're either being facetious or a complete retard if you're being serious; WoW is probably the most accessible MMO (if not one of the most accessible games) marketed now, or ever. The fact that people get hooked on it isn't anyone's fault but their's, and that of their addictive personality.

If you honestly think it takes less time to get going and accomplish a fair amount in WoW as compared to something like Starcraft, where micro and at least some semblance of skill come into play, you're kidding yourself.

Hell, I don't even like the game that much, but you're also posting on a gaming message board where people like Anbesol (and this is just my impression, maybe I'm wrong) spend all day long trolling and posting, so it just seems a bit hypocritical (flamebait is sweet).

Aaaaanyway, funny ytmnd.
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wat

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ban black people, they cause crime.
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NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

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Yeah, I'm kinda bieng fecittious...but I do think WoW is still one of the most nerdy and lame games ever created.
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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
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extremesonic

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Oww my ears!!
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Brian10488

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how old was that kid? he sounded like he was in high school
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NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

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The WoW site has a thread about it...apparently he's the guild (or whatever nerdy construct WoW has), leader or something. We don't know his age though. People will find out eventually, give em' a few days.
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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
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Imp

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You realize that you're calling something that tons of people who wouldn't really call themselves gamers as something that's "geeky and nerdy" beyond exsistance, and completely inpenetrable by normal gamers? I'm also sure it's not geeky and nerdy to still be caught up on things like the Dreamcast and Tecmo Bowl, right? Oh wait...

You realize that you are following the story of one retarded person on WoW almost religiously, checking the forums of a video game you hate yet never played, and choose to go out of your way in some vein attempt to share what's not really funny due to legendarily awful sound quality. Okay, yeah, people that play WoW are way nerdier than you.
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djsilvertiger

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That dad was nice way too long. I can't wait to yell at my kids.

God Blessa!
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Gevin

Sauce

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Reminds me of the kid whining to his mom about her getting him a drink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwOqlnCKQs
NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

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I'm so touched you care Imp. In other news, WoW is still really nerdy and lame.

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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
NerdMonday, June 11th 2007.

Sky_Armada

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Wow is the hardest MMO I have ever tried to play. There are way to many freaking buttons, and hotkeys you need to set up if you actually want to do something interesting. I also can't stand having to pick one job, and pretty much having to keep that job the entire time (Ex. choosing a warrior, then never being able to be a mage). The only way to change is to make a completely new character. I'm not saying WoW should be banned, I just think it's overrated.
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AnonymousNoob

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You can respec dude.

Sure it costs money, but that's the price you pay for being a fickle woman.
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NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

Imp

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Sky_Armada

Wow is the hardest MMO I have ever tried to play. There are way to many freaking buttons, and hotkeys you need to set up if you actually want to do something interesting. I also can't stand having to pick one job, and pretty much having to keep that job the entire time (Ex. choosing a warrior, then never being able to be a mage). The only way to change is to make a completely new character. I'm not saying WoW should be banned, I just think it's overrated.


Way too many buttons? Dude, the only buttons you really need are WASD walking, everything else you can click on. And why would you be able to just become another class? That wouldn't make any sense unless you had to relevel it up anyways. What game does let you do something that absolutely drastic? Compared to games like Elder Scrolls character creation WoW's is massively forgiving. FYI, there's a ton of different kind of warriors you can be. Don't like being protection and tanking all the time? Put all your talent points into the fury tree and duel wield your way to be the top damage dealer.

Let's say you could reroll mage from warrior, now your bank is full of plate armor you can't use anymore and you're completely naked and unable to do anything to regain gear. Good game.

I don't think a game could ease you into things more than World of Warcraft. The game gives you two to three moves upon character creation. Gives you mobs that let you choose when the fights start in the starter zone. Leads you to every quest hub with quests just to go to them. Offers new moves and move upgrades to you every two levels, leading you to the trainer to do that, and letting you play with the move at your leisure in a way that doesn't feel overwhelming. And talent specs are not even offered until level 10, so you don't have to worry about that stuff.

WoW is so completely casual and easy to get into that my brain hurts so bad when people say how hardcore you have to be to play it. WoW has always been hearlded as the easy to get into MMO. And if you're looking for something easier then maybe Toon Town would be more up your alley.
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NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

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I love how Imp apparently thinks everyone besides himself is retarded. Imp, some people just don't like games in wich upon immediate entery, I don't know EXACTLY what you're talking about. The game probably isn't worth my time. I shouldn't have to spend time learning how to play the game. The only thing I tolerate this for is a normal RPG because the world is inherently a fantasy world. An MMO game shouldn't HAVE to be so complicated.

Let's take a look at WoW shall we?


Woopie! Buttons up the wazzo! There's a great way to ease a player into the game! (and this about the screen with the least buttons on the screen I could find).
Now, you expect me to spend hours figuring out that system and hours getting into a guild or whatever the hell you call it when I could be playing games ten times more interesting?

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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

neophile

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Buttons up the wazzo? You're completely retarded. It takes about 10 seconds to figure out how the game works. If you think WoW is complicated then you shouldn't go near any of the other MMO's out there right now. WoW is hands done one of the simplest games to get into, for any genre.

WoW basically spoon feeds you everything you need to know about the game in the first few hours. There isn't one single aspect of the starting area that is complicated. Every quest is handed to you and explains exactly what you need to do and where you need to go. The abilities are explained in great detail, and are very very simple. The game never truly gets complicated. Imp is 100% correct in the fact that if you think that ss of WoW you posted looks complicated at all then you would be better suited for Toon Town.

And anyone who is a Dreamcast fan is just as nerdy as a ++++ing wow fan. Pot calling the kettle black sir.
NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

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If I can't look at the screen instantly and tell what's going on in any game besides an RTS, the game is too complicated. That's my rule as far as game design goes. People need to learn how to make MMO's look something like a normal, unsophisticated game. Having so much clutter on screen is a barrier to entry. Not sayin' WoW isn't a good game. I'm just sayin' it's too complicated and is therefore nerdy! And I don't actually own a Dreamcast, I just like the logo Big Grin

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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

ness

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I don't see how anyone plays WoW it looks so stupid.
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Firecrest_Neoflames

It's all like ":D".

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My favorite quote is at the beginning, where the kid is overexaggerating his whine and it sounds like he's speaking in slow motion:
No, mom, PLEAAAAAASEEEEEEE~



My other favorites from this were

*inaudible* NO MOM STOP... *INAUDIBLE* ARGHNA BLARBA CACA FA

*INAUDIBLE* ASHANA GASNA BLAHBLAH BA



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Sky_Armada

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Runescape allows you do do anything you want, without losing levels in anything. There's also not so much armor that it becomes hard to do, especially with as much bank space as you get with a member account.

If I want to be a warrior for one fight, then switch to mage for another, then switch to ranger for another, it's completely fine. I can also have enough inventory to carry the needed weapons, and armors to do it.

I also don't have a bunch of buttons that I have to learn, and keep up with Talent points, and all the other stuff WoW wants you to do.
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Imp

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Wow, didn't count on Runescape being better than World of Warcraft. I got owned.
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neophile

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Even with a level 70 Priest I use only a handful of spells for any given situation. It isn't "a bunch of buttons you have to learn". It's very very simple. There are plenty of other popular games on the market right now that are far more complicated than wow could ever dream of being.

You do have to be able to read though and I'm sure that is the deal breaker for some of you.
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Gevin

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My parents quit playing WoW because it got boring & annoying. They're now living it up in Lord Of The Rings Online.

..I don't play MMOs.
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Jules

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ch0wdy

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agreed.

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Robjomak

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All this thread has shown me is that Game Guru should never, ever be allowed to reproduce.
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DeathDaddy

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I don't think you'll have to worry about that upon review of Game Guru's account of skipping school to "punish" some girl he liked.

...if that was Game Guru anyway. It seems every day a new person stands up to offer a new embarrassing story about themselves, I'm losing track.
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I've lost count of how many shirts you've ruined over the past six years with that tic of yours.

NerdTuesday, June 12th 2007.

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*sigh* Robjomak supports Bush and is therefore lame...as is Death Daddy for being annoying...Disgust

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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
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DeathDaddy

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Five minutes after submitting your original post, this "zinger" hit you and you just had to edit this in? FAIL.
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TendoGamer

I've lost count of how many shirts you've ruined over the past six years with that tic of yours.

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Well I'm not as smart as you Death Daddy! Cry
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Investors Business Daily on Obama "death panel":

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

Needless to say, Hawking, who is recognized as one of the great theoretical physicists of the 20th and 21st century, was born in the UK and has lived his entire life there.
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DKL

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This... is actually kinda embarassing to listen to...

Uhh... Lacrosse?

That's a pretty common game here?
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DKL

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Oh, here's an angry German kid trying to play WoW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-6Br0F5Yn4

Man...

...

This s*** is actually kinda scary.
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Lich_King87

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DKL

Oh, here's an angry German kid trying to play WoW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-6Br0F5Yn4

Man...

...

This s*** is actually kinda scary.



Hm, I saw the exact same video but it was for Unreal Tournament. Ah well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQa4dZGlftA

But hey, youtube is shady.

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Fil

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WoW is a good (addictive) game. I've only played a handful of the 10-day trials but when I was playing I would play all night long. It can become a problem. The parents just need to set firm ground rules as to when and for how long their child can play. Then tell him they will go into effect the next day. I'm sure the parents would be happy knowing that the situation would not happen again and the kid would be so vested in his current play that he would agree to much more than he would if he wasn't in the middle of something.
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DKL

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Yup... it seems that your video is the actual one...
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NinjaChief

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I love how Imp apparently thinks everyone besides himself is retarded. Imp, some people just don't like games in wich upon immediate entery, I don't know EXACTLY what you're talking about. The game probably isn't worth my time. I shouldn't have to spend time learning how to play the game. The only thing I tolerate this for is a normal RPG because the world is inherently a fantasy world. An MMO game shouldn't HAVE to be so complicated.

Let's take a look at WoW shall we?


Woopie! Buttons up the wazzo! There's a great way to ease a player into the game! (and this about the screen with the least buttons on the screen I could find).
Now, you expect me to spend hours figuring out that system and hours getting into a guild or whatever the hell you call it when I could be playing games ten times more interesting?



Apologies for bumping this, but holy ++++ you're stupid.
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