Nerd Mentality

Coconut

Green Crayons

I just lost my perpetual boner that I sport while browsing these forums. Thanks for nothing.


By and by, are you the one on the left whose getting his nose smashed in? Such a woman. (Did I miss the thread telling the backstory of this manlovin', or is this the same guy you've been pining over for the past fortnight?)

Yeah, I'm on the left getting my nose smashed. He's the chick in the relationship, I just have the bigger schnoz. And no, this is someone different and better and gay, albeit more feminine, but that's aight.

Dawson

I was going to congratulate Coco on finding someone, but then I remembered gays aren't capable of real love.

Just the ass sex kind, which I know you're envious of.

Dragon164z

and thank you to coconut, that post got my morning off to a very gay start

Daisy

I thought the pic of Coco kissing the other dude was himself in yet another adventure into his Photoshopping skills.

Nah, we just both got Polynesian in us, which rocks hardcore.

FunkMasterGeneral

man. this thread went from super straight to ultra gay in less then a page. lame.

Within one post, silly.

bleeper2.0

Oh and Coco... I doubt i can ever get used to guys making out.

That's what I thought till I tried it. CRAZY.





But yeah, expanding upon why I've had an insane week:

1) Last day of massage college, sweet.

2) Get raise at job for no reason at all really, bringing me up to about $60 an hour, tight.

3) Find gay boy on MySpace I met at club over 9 months ago. He messages me, we decide we should meet, we do, and I end up sleeping at his friends house with him.

4) Crazy gay campout, I'm weirded out to all hell because I come to the realization that gay people really make me uncomfortable and there happens to be dozens of them everywhere. This scares off my boy and the night is thoroughly lame and ++++ty. I drive a tractor to get wood and this cheers me up for some reason because apparently I'm straight enough for gay dudes to think I'm straight but gay enough for straight dudes to think I'm gay. Hmm. Noticeably chipper, my boy is happier and we end up making out, awesome. Decide we should be boyfriends, butterflies vomit in my stomach.

5) Bestest friend who's been living with me for the past month moves back to Maryland. I get home just in time to tell her I have a boyfriend and to see her off as she begins to cry. She never cries. Makes bet I lose my virginity within 11 days.

6) Lose virginity within 5. Slutiness aside, 2 different size condoms are too small for my dick, making me feel thoroughly confident in my size.

7) After seeing her off I fly up to my friend's mission farewell. Had to wear turtleneck to disguise hickies. Saw many old friends from high school which is always an ego boost. Kudos to me.

8) Graduate from massage college and am honored for being the person that I am. It still puts my head in the ++++ing stratosphere when people say I've impacted their lives for the better. Exceptionally weird this time as people with 30 more years in their life say they look up to me.

9)Parents surprise me with new car. I have to pay for it, but they funded the down payment.

10) Scarley is invited to a paid-performance at venue in Salt Lake City but Scarley can't play instruments, so Scarley declines. Man says he will keep in contact as he would like to fund a record. SAY WAT.

11) Best friend breaks down. I lift him up. Other friend breaks down and tries to drag me with him, verbal fight that turns physical ensues. We confess love for each other but I tell him I've a boyfriend. Crying ensues.

12) Have slide out in canyon on my friends motorcycle. Amazingly, we are both unscathed.

13) Perform massages at golf course. Massage talent agent who says she wants to represent me, wtf.

14) Obsessive girl from high school became unobsessed when she saw sexy female room mate. Awe-++++ing-some.

15) Girl at Krispy Kreme gives me free doughnuts because "she thinks I'm cute"

16) Free Frosty at Wendy's because girl "thinks I'm hot"

17) Receive employee discount shopping because guy "winks at me and touches my hand as he hands me my bag."

18) Find $228 under a pair of overalls in my closet.




Seriously, there's something going on that actually is making me scared because things don't seem to go this well, ever.

6) Lose virginity within 5. Slutiness aside, 2 different size condoms are too small for my dick, making me feel thoroughly confident in my size.

Nice. Niiiice.
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FunkMasterGeneral

were you a top or a bottom?

Dude, for thinking anal sex is disgusting you think I'm gonna have a dick in my butthole? Top all the way. Thing is, I never came


And yeah, if I had known this was going to be a thread I would've elaborated and articulated but whatev.

Dude, for thinking anal sex is disgusting you think I'm gonna have a dick in my butthole? Top all the way. Thing is, I never came

For being the catcher how are you the man in the relationship? And didn't get a reach around? Sheish. Man up and demand sexual gratification.
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Xiu Xiu

......... WOW, WHAT IN THE ++++ DID I STUMBLE ON.

The Human Cow

here are all the reasons this is a good thread:

fudge

sounds like you had a gay week

Ahh I see what you did there, you sly devil you.

zig

I have the display of signatures turned off because it is a dumb concept and you are dumb if you have one.

The Human Cow

here are all the reasons this is a good thread:

Coconut

Thing is, I never came

I hate it when that happens

Anyways, I'm really happy for ya, Coco. A little jealous (okay more than a little) since my life has been ++++ recently, but happy for you nonetheless

Coconut

And he doesn't feel comfortable with me touching his dick yet so that's to come later.

That's not the only thing that hasn't come yet.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
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Daisy

How do you have sex and not finish?

The sun came up and I had work so we decided I needed some sleep in me.

Never had 45 minutes of sleep left me feeling so refreshed!

zig

I have the display of signatures turned off because it is a dumb concept and you are dumb if you have one.

zig

I have the display of signatures turned off because it is a dumb concept and you are dumb if you have one.

ZGMF-X20A

I have to say my week has sucked. I studied for my Bio exam since Saturday for a couple hours each night and it still feels like a failed. And even worse is asking a girl out and her mom is very protective so I will have to convince her to let me go out with her daughter, how annoying.

this thread isn't about you so shut up

ZGMF-X20A

And even worse is asking a girl out and her mom is very protective so I will have to convince her to let me go out with her daughter, how annoying.

You could always just go out without her mom knowing. Seriously. I mean it's 2007, nobody asks parents for permission anymore.

y00t

this thread isn't about you so shut up

Deahboleeko

You could always just go out without her mom knowing. Seriously. I mean it's 2007, nobody asks parents for permission anymore.

So true, but I am more of a person who wants to be respected and not seen as a rule breaker
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ZGMF-X20A

So true, but I am more of a person who wants to be respected and not seen as a rule breaker

That's gay dude.
I have recently re-evaluated myself as a human being after studying this thing called Karma. I realized that if I am ever going to live as a full-on human being with a soul I have to be a straight man that follows mosts of societies new found laws, as the old ones are meant to be broken, because of where we live and the society we currently live in. As long as I do this without hurting anybody, I can honestly live as a productive human being. I have to worship the Vagina because it is the creation of god, it really took a spiritual architect to create it. So nothing bad will happen if you go out with this woman and make sure you know her Vagina power is in check with your penis power, like a Ying-Yang balance.

Deahboleeko

Im so jealous of you Shaun. =[
So very, very jealous that it's not even funny.

What? Why?

KeyserSoze

I love coco

my two cents

Thanks love, glad to see everyone isn't grossed out by me having teh secks.


To add to the grandeur, I did a hot stone treatment today which got me $80 and the lady left me a $50 tip, meaning I made $130 in the course of 80 minutes, I never thought I'd be making this much at my age. Sucks that I'm about $30,000 in debt, but still.

And I made a song reflecting my week, LOLZ:

Pokisantes
lo-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5386111&q=lo
hi-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5386111&q=hi

Deahboleeko

I have recently re-evaluated myself as a human being after studying this thing called Karma. I realized that if I am ever going to live as a full-on human being with a soul I have to be a straight man that follows mosts of societies new found laws, as the old ones are meant to be broken, because of where we live and the society we currently live in. As long as I do this without hurting anybody, I can honestly live as a productive human being. I have to worship the Vagina because it is the creation of god, it really took a spiritual architect to create it. So nothing bad will happen if you go out with this woman and make sure you know her Vagina power is in check with your penis power, like a Ying-Yang balance.

My Name is Deah.
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Coconut

What? Why?

Because you have a sexual lover, and making money giving people powerful earth-shaking ejaculations with your penis power, so your penis power is obviously very strong.

Coconut

Sucks that I'm about $30,000 in debt, but still.

WTF? How are you 30000 dollars in debt?

Coconut

I drive a tractor to get wood

driving tractors causes you to have erections? what?
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Deahboleeko

Because you have a sexual lover, and making money giving people powerful earth-shaking ejaculations with your penis power, so your penis power is obviously very strong.


WTF? How are you 30000 dollars in debt?

School gets expensive, trust me.

KeyserSoze

come to Canada then.

everything is free.

Is Canada free for non-citizens though? Even countries known for extensive free education like Sweden are trying to implement tuition for international students.

I still don't understand why education should have to cost so damn much. Especially textbooks.