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Ilona StatenNerd
Posts: 47 Join Date: Apr 2007 |
Who hates the homeless as much as I do? The homeless: worthless people, or not people at all? Do you guys actually give them money? I read a recent article where they flat out admitted that they usually get enough in a day of panhandling to get "food and some beer or cigarettes". What assholes!Just this morning I once again interacted with a cute stray cat I like to call "Cupcake." Cupcake was meowing loudly just outside of my study's window which I happened to have open for the sake of aeration, perhaps in an attempt to alert me of her hunger. Whatever her motive was for meowing, I more than happily presented Cupcake with some milk and caressed her head lovingly. She truly is a beautiful cat so it is quite surprising to me that she is leading the life of a vagrant, all alone in a cold and callous world. Being the lovable and innocent cat that she is, Cupcake certainly deserves to be living under much better conditions. In fact, I could easily see her in the company of a benevolent grandmother type, leading a comfortable life filled with catnaps and carefree play. Should I take Cupcake in? I absolutely would take Cupcake in myself, yet regrettably, this is simply out of the question as my mother is exceedingly allergic to cats. Though I am deeply concerned about Cupcake's welfare, I simply refuse to compromise the health of my dear mother. Even so, I will continue to address Cupcake's seemingly insatiable appetite whenever her travels lead her in my general direction. Again, love is it at the heart of my actions. Certainly, I could type much more about love and the manner in which it controls me completely, such as when I prepare dinner for my mother despite not having much in the way of culinary prowess, or when I sing songs with my imaginary friends despite the reality that I know they are not there, but for the moment I shall abstain from doing so. In truth, I would like to read of your own love-based habits and experiences. Here's to love, the single thing which can bring smiles to the faces of bright-eyed children, end wars, make mothers embrace their overemotional children, and make the lives of vagrant cats everywhere just a little bit happier.  ___________________ 
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
Neo Atlantis, do us all a favor and please give us context in regards to your gender/sexuality. Seriously, reading any of your posts makes me want to shoot myself since I have no grounds to place them in and find myself trying to logically deduce it, but keep ending up going in circles. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
You just killed my buzz, asshole. ...but I've not been drinking, I've just been awake for so long that my blood-alcohol level is fluctuating. Now stop, drop and roll down the garbage chute. ___________________
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
Me or it? |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
Not you. ___________________
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
Okay. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
kinopioPunk's Not Dead
Posts: 14,644 Join Date: Nov 2002 |
It's not neo, it's Ilona Staten. Are you a man or a woman, Ilona Staten? ___________________ Now playing No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle Endless Ocean 2: Adventures of the Deep |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
BatistGod
Posts: 36,070 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sainte Maxime |
 ___________________ The Dragons are Gone! |
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AnthonyBack in the shark tank Posts: 1,956 Join Date: Dec 2002 |
Neo Atlantis and Ilona Staten's style of posting are awfully similar........ ___________________ |
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DaisyHello!
Posts: 31,788 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere |
Gosh really ya think?!?!? |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
matz8916RANGERS!
Posts: 4,376 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Montreal,Canada |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
crawlingmonkFwoosh
Posts: 493 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A Garden |
Use the letters in "Ilona Staten" and you can spell "Neo Atlantis" 
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
You guys are such cynics. Who knows who this poster is? ___________________  I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
MystiMafia Board Moderator
Posts: 6,213 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Divorce Court |
Okay, you win. This is what I read:
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AnbesolBanned
Posts: 1,588 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kansas USA |
this has to be neo. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
^ Your powers of deduction are amazing Anbesol. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
you beat me to it LA  ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
ChaosAngel999Knock before you enter.
Posts: 6,473 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern California |
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Deaconanti-social commentary
Posts: 28,084 Join Date: Jul 2002 |
i think this is neo atlantis and yesterday i gave some food to a vagrant kitty and it felt great in a way that helping the dozens of homeless people around here never does. let's make this thread about the homeless now. who else hates them? |
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zigdrat
Posts: 9,616 Join Date: Jun 2002 |
I do! |
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AdvanceLike the Groundhog Phil.
Posts: 28,937 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Washington, D.C. |
Change? Change? Spare some change? POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER ___________________ I can kill you whenever I damn well please. But not today.
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Dragon164zD r a g o n 1 6 4 z
Posts: 6,327 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern CT |
fuck anyone who has no home |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
I've been homeless before... |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
Dragon164zD r a g o n 1 6 4 z
Posts: 6,327 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern CT |
i didnt get a chance to finish fuck anyone who has no home, and youre going to have to take them back to your place or oopsoopsoopsoops them on the street did that problem ever arise while you were homeless? |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
DinzyBullet Bill
Posts: 920 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Jose, CA |
Who uses cash these days anyhow? The homeless are in desperate need of a new business model. ___________________ Faith: (1): firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2): complete trust (3): something that is believed especially with strong conviction ; especially : a system of religious beliefs Or in other words faith is a failure of the human intellect. It is a lazy acceptance of other people's ideas without thinking for oneself. How can it possibly be a good thing? |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
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objectionobjection
Posts: 1,088 Join Date: Jun 2003 |
um i think this is neo atlantis |
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Crunchyto jue
Posts: 7,246 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: the "Employee of the Month" parking spot |
This may not be Neo Atlantis. ChaosAngel999 pointed out that this new person seems a little fake and is pretending to be Neo and it does seem to make sense. |
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Pithyreal men weave pants
Posts: 10,414 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rhode Island |
omg its playmore (or fecesmore, is that still his name?) |
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Crunchyto jue
Posts: 7,246 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: the "Employee of the Month" parking spot |
his name is dingleberrymore now |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
Ilona StatenNerd
Posts: 47 Join Date: Apr 2007 |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
zigdrat
Posts: 9,616 Join Date: Jun 2002 |
why do you hate the homeless so much neo atlantais |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
yeah whats the deal |
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DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
Drop dead, you anti-homeless son of a bitch! ___________________
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
AnbesolBanned
Posts: 1,588 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kansas USA |
Ilona - so you are a girl then? anyway - stop it, srsly, the michael jackson thing confirmed it - its okay, they wont ban you again (maybe) actually yeah dont tell them who you are cause they will ban you again, and I wont get to read your bizarre but sometimes very deep posts any more. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
BEanMicrosoft certified
Posts: 10,871 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On a rooftop with a bullhorn. |
Hey asshole, a good friend of mine was homeless for a long time. He had made some bad decisions and was in bad family, but he was a good person. He worked his ass off to get to where is today. He is now kicking ass and working hard in texas. And for you to ask
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
DaisyHello!
Posts: 31,788 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere |
Yeah, that's really insensitive Neo. You should be ashamed. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
BEanMicrosoft certified
Posts: 10,871 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On a rooftop with a bullhorn. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
NinjaChiefPfft
Posts: 1,804 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Kitty! |
Threads like these remind me why I still have the forums bookmarked! Woot. *still playing the waiting game* ___________________ 
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Deaconanti-social commentary
Posts: 28,084 Join Date: Jul 2002 |
yeah i think we can all agree neo atlantis is a pretty great username that shouldn't be wasted on human filth like you not entirely dissimilar to the filthy humans (homeless) that you so seem so keen on railing against. wait, are you a homeless self-loather posting in a library somewhere? that would explain why your ip addresses don't match. THE PLOT, IT THICKENS. SO THICK AND JUICY. |
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
I cannot solve this plump mystery. Stick a fork in me, I'm done! ___________________
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
AnbesolBanned
Posts: 1,588 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kansas USA |
feeling better about your self yet deacon? 
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DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
A recent study has shown that, of Anbesol's [current] 1,339 posts on the N-Philes forums, 836 have used the -emoticon. Number crunching yields a 62.4% chance that any given post of his will thus plug at least one -emoticon in.Conclusion? Well, I believe that to be self-evident. ___________________
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| NerdSunday, April 29th 2007. | |
BEanMicrosoft certified
Posts: 10,871 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On a rooftop with a bullhorn. |
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DaisyHello!
Posts: 31,788 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere |
So what you're saying is that... You're Neo Atlantis. You bastard. |
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| NerdMonday, April 30th 2007. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
Yeah Bean you oopsoopsoopsoopser. |
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| NerdMonday, April 30th 2007. | |
JeevesLakitu
Posts: 1,480 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Hampshire |
Thread of the year. |
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| NerdMonday, April 30th 2007. | |
Ilona StatenNerd
Posts: 47 Join Date: Apr 2007 |
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| NerdMonday, April 30th 2007. | |
kinopioPunk's Not Dead
Posts: 14,644 Join Date: Nov 2002 |
You're a guy and your name is Theodore. EDIT: Also:
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| NerdMonday, April 30th 2007. | |
Green CrayonsCalvinBall never ends
Posts: 2,623 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Charleston, SC |
You can tell that Ilona's style is only copying Neo's, and is not an exact duplicate - it's just a bit off. They aren't one in the same. And why is this stickied? And what's with the original post's edit? ___________________  We might have a problem, here... |
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