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NerdMonday, January 1st 2007.

Sky_Armada

99 Firemaking!!!

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Location: USM

Snow for sale.
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Genuine-Colorado-Snow-Blizzard-I-and-II-2006_W0QQitemZ150075963257QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Ebay ftw. This is hilarious, especially the questions.
NerdMonday, January 1st 2007.

Battousai

Damn 56k

Posts: 3,215

Join Date: Dec 2003

sellers

END OF 2006 SNOW! We're overstocked! All of it must go!

I've been authorized by my husband to begin the sell off ALL of our inventory! He's tired of shoveling the stuff from place to place. It's a winter blow out!

Here's your chance to own genuine Colorado snow from Blizzard I and Blizzard II released in December 2006. (Blue spruce not included.) This is not the same boring powder snow you see in the ski areas...this is snow from the notoriously dry Front Range of Colorado. We NEVER get this much snow...ask any really old Colorado native.

What a memento! Especially for those of you who spent time in posh luxury at Denver's weather-proof International Airport. Think of the stories you'll be able to tell your children and grandchildren! Or those of you snow-deprived in places like Hawaii? Why should Alaska and Colorado have all the fun? You can have a piece of prime snow fall!

You can personally pick up your snow any time this week to avoid shipping and handling charges. Bring a dump truck and your own shovels. Otherwise, your snow will arrive in some sort of leak proof container...a jar? (We promise no yellow snow!) Sorry, positively no refunds. Quantities vary.

Proceeds of this auction will go towards a used snowblower for hubby...or a pair of shovels for the two of us.

Shipping and handling depends on your location and can be figured out at the bottom of the page. I accept checks, money orders and PayPal, although I hold items until checks clear.

NOTE: All of my items are previously owned unless they say new in the description. They come from auctions, thrift stores or are on consignment. I do not sell damaged items, but I do not clean or dry clean. I leave that up to you. Everything is sold "as is."

Don't be fooled! We've got copycats! Just to reassure you...this is the original! Look at our hit count!? Of course, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

We've gotten more than 300 more questions that are absolutely hilarious! Ebay will only post 100 questions and replies publicly so next week we'll offer a pdf offering of all the questions and answers...sort of the Rest of the Genuine Colorado Snow Story. Some of you are absolutely hysterical. Check back!



that whole damn thing is priceless, I may find my self going back for that list of questions too
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NerdMonday, January 1st 2007.

RivenMyst

Machine Says Yes

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Join Date: Dec 2003

Location: Exile

I'm so buying this.
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NerdMonday, January 1st 2007.

NinjaChief

Pfft

Posts: 1,804

Join Date: Mar 2005

Location: Kitty!

Has yet to snow in Maryland at all this year, much to my chagrin and quite contrary to the ridiculous amount of snow we generally get.

That completely irrelevant statement aside, pretty damn funny auction.
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NerdMonday, January 1st 2007.

Stabby

Mechakoopa

Posts: 822

Join Date: May 2005

Location: Belgium

Couldn't you just go to Colorado and start shovelling?
NerdTuesday, January 2nd 2007.

sldSquirrel

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Join Date: Jun 2004

Location: Washington State

Stabby

Couldn't you just go to Colorado and start shovelling?



$25 on eBay < $xxx for a ticket to Colorado
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NerdTuesday, January 2nd 2007.

Anbesol

Banned

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Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Kansas USA

yes but what about the fact that it will melt by the time it gets anywhere?
NerdTuesday, January 2nd 2007.

nokaen

Boom Boom

Posts: 643

Join Date: Nov 2005

What. The. Hell? lol

That just made my day. Thanks a whole bunch!Reputation
NerdTuesday, January 2nd 2007.

Xiu Xiu

Curbstomp yr Enthusiasm

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Join Date: Oct 2004

Location: the Holy City

DRUGS?
NerdWednesday, January 3rd 2007.

MrSnuggles

Banned

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Join Date: Jun 2004

Location: Land of the free, home of the brave

Anbesol

yes but what about the fact that it will melt by the time it gets anywhere?


dry ice.
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NerdWednesday, January 3rd 2007.

Anbesol

Banned

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Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Kansas USA

MrSnuggles

dry ice.


thats kind of what i was thinking, but they made no mention of it that i saw in the description, just that they would send it in "some container like a jar"... besides, wouldnt it just turn it into ice?

NerdThursday, January 4th 2007.

Aipotu

beN-Philes

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Location: Ottawa, Ontario

i want snow Frown not +7ºC weather.
 
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