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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
DanMoRoll with it
Posts: 2,930 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada |
I. Got. Arrested. that's right folks. i got arrested. here's the story... last weekend, i was at a house party (pre drank at a bar first) then went to the party with 2 colts 40's. as you can imagine, i was smashed outta my mind. my one friend decided to crash there, but i had to work at 1 the next day, so me and my other friend decided to walk it (we left at 130, and it woulda been a 2 hour walk back home). so we walked for 5 minutes, then decided to call a cab... i guess we both fell asleep at the side of the road waiting for the cab. from here on in, i've blacked out, and this is what my friend tells me happens. apparently, 2 cops come (in separate cars). one's a man, the other's a chick. the chick is apparently being a real bitch to me, and asked me if "i've had my meth shot tonight". so...(i don't remember this at all) but i spit on her shoe. (but i honestly think i didnt do it on purpose...when i get really drunk, i just get a lot of saliva in my mouth, and i honestly tend to spit a lot , and i guess her shoe just happened to be there) she spazzed, and handcuffed me, and put me in the back of her car. We figure she was on a power trip and wanted to prove something. like, i was clearly ****ed outta my mind...and i guess these cops were just bored outta their mind. (all this while the dude cop is giving my friend a ride home to his house, and my friend was saying that the his cop was making friendly conversation with him. ) i start to remember **** just as we're pulling into the police station. and as im waking up, i was trying to get my hands out infront of me, and im like "uh, what the hell" then it hits me that im handcuffed. she takes me in, makes me give my belt, my shoes, my jacket, my overshirt (ur only allowed 1 t-shirt apparently) my contacts, all my money, my watch, ring, and wallet....then she puts me in a drunk tank (cell by myself) to sober up. now let me tell you about this drunk tank. there were about 4 separate cells like this, and one guy was diagonal from me. im guessing he was a homeless guy, and the entire night he'd be screaming every 10 minutes "what's the time....what's the ****ing time!" so that wasn't enjoyable. they also don't turn the lights off in the cell. it's also freezing in there. ****ing. freezing. so i didn't sleep a wink. so morning comes, at 11:00 they let me out, and i get all my **** that's in a bag. then i realize i've gotta work. so i call my friend to come get me, but he's not picking up...so i decide to bus it home. i get home at 12. i've gotta work at 1. i go in my basement and lay on the ground for about 20 minutes with a bottle of water, shower, and straight to work. no food in me, and i didnt have any money. so that 8 hour shift, i didnt eat anything. i think it's a given that that night, i slept like a baby with a shot of morphene. oh ya, i got a 65 dollar ticket (so did my friend) for public intoxication. paid it a few days ago on paytickets.ca...very convenient. all in all, it was a great experience, it's an cool story to tell, and i don't have a criminal record...just a provincial offense...same as a speeding ticket. ___________________ Don't worry, be happy.  
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Droan Armada*sigh*
Posts: 3,697 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton |
what no sodomy? what kind of police story is this? ___________________ 
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
bleeper2.0Livid
Posts: 6,522 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London |
Sounded like a good night out. |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
BucketThere's only one 64
Posts: 5,426 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: PA, USA |
Getting arrested isn't that big of a deal. |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Pokemorpher1Gehl Powah!!!
Posts: 2,061 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia |
I wonder how freezing it'd be in the winter . . . .
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
CoconutCan has custom title?
Posts: 15,975 Join Date: May 2002 |
Well I've never been arrested. Because I've never been caught 
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
HNBDead Finks Don't Talk
Posts: 9,997 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Hamsterdam |
Funny story. Something to tell the grandkids! |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
zelda_freakCan you read my mind?
Posts: 2,581 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Yay area, California |
I've gotten DIP tickets at football games before. I've decided, instead of paying the 50 dollar ticket each time, I'm just gonna take it easy with the drinking before the game each time...I'll get wasted after the game is over. |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
CJ ThunderWhycan'tIleavethisblank? Posts: 10,400 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal |
Being thrown in a cell for a night with out anything being put on your record means nothing. Especially the term you used 'Arrested' |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
Being an alcoholic reprobate is kind is a fun story to tell. ___________________  I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
BucketThere's only one 64
Posts: 5,426 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: PA, USA |
That said-- when you find all your "fun stories" begin with a tally of how much you drank, a lifestyle change is in order. |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
From the sounds of it, he's at least six more arrests, two police beatings and one attempted prison rape short of realizing that this really isn't that cool. ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
zelda_freakCan you read my mind?
Posts: 2,581 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Yay area, California |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
LinKami DeschainRIP Yoshito Usui :-(
Posts: 6,120 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: anywhere the greenville scene is not |
i've been arrested before. it wasn't fun. ___________________  Wii Code:0141-2992-0310-4549 Brawl Code:0602-5951-1825 |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
Well I've seen enough episodes of COPS to know that even if you are at home, it really only takes half a bottle of Wild Turkey to get you busted for beating your wife with a spatula and having the police drag you to the police car by your mullet. ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
DanMoRoll with it
Posts: 2,930 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Drunken SaviorJeffersonian
Posts: 5,163 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Coast |
Oddly enough, I've never been in the drunk tank. But I did have shotguns pulled on me right after 9/11 when I went into federal land with some marijuana... |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
LinKami DeschainRIP Yoshito Usui :-(
Posts: 6,120 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: anywhere the greenville scene is not |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
TakerNerd
Posts: 67 Join Date: May 2005 Location: York England |
I hate when the police do that. I guess it makes them feel big  ___________________ 
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Fake_BrasilianRistar! "Come on!"
Posts: 1,640 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Redmond, WA |
Ah....underage drinking. ___________________ 
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
CJ ThunderWhycan'tIleavethisblank? Posts: 10,400 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
MystiMafia Board Moderator
Posts: 6,213 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Divorce Court |
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Adrian, what do you know about 'Wild Turkey'? 
it sounds nasty to me... I'd go straight for the Jack Daniels and skip the rotgut. 
| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Pandas_UNITEPositive Panda
Posts: 18,424 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: I live in your heart ;) |
getting drunk in private is for alcoholics, if u do it around other people then it makes it ok. Wild Turkey mmmmmmmmmm yum ___________________ 
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
DanMoRoll with it
Posts: 2,930 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
Pandas_UNITEPositive Panda
Posts: 18,424 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: I live in your heart ;) |
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| NerdThursday, September 21st 2006. | |
DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
Maybe it's just me but... why were you so worried about getting home that night if you didn't have to work until 1 PM the next day? It's not exactly an early shift. Was it drunken logic? It'd probably make more sense that way. I don't know why I'm asking though... I probably won't check in again to find out the answers. ___________________
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| NerdFriday, September 22nd 2006. | |
CJ ThunderWhycan'tIleavethisblank? Posts: 10,400 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal |
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| NerdFriday, September 22nd 2006. | |
LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
I blacked out hardcore on saturday night, I was talking to some friends I just remember walking into a room with them then suddenly I wake up on a bed without a shirt on and my pants are wet and its about noon the next day. I don't remember anything after walking into the room with my friends. They said I went ape**** downing shots, then I supposedly went into the bathroom turned on both faucets and the bathroom filled up with 2 inches of water with the water spilling down my pants. They found me just standing there, then I supposedly went outside and planted face first into the ground and vomitting everywhere. I was sick until 2am 2 days later (monday morning). I've never been that sick. I think I'm done drinking. |
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| NerdFriday, September 22nd 2006. | |
zelda_freakCan you read my mind?
Posts: 2,581 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Yay area, California |
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| NerdSaturday, September 23rd 2006. | |
TakerNerd
Posts: 67 Join Date: May 2005 Location: York England |
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| NerdSaturday, September 23rd 2006. | |
CJ ThunderWhycan'tIleavethisblank? Posts: 10,400 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal |
We could have made bank! |
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| NerdSunday, September 24th 2006. | |
KeyserSozeBanned
Posts: 3,384 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: mmmmmmmontreal |
beer. can't wait ___________________ |
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