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fudgewww.myspace.com/skarpeal
Posts: 3,444 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brownsville, PA |
Underwater Sex now ive never had underwater sex, but ive seen some videos of it. it looks like it'd be a cool thing to do. has anyone here had underwater sex and can comment on it?also do you think it should be legal or illegal? i think underwater sex should be legal ___________________  Get your Portable ID!" |
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GatecrasherBanned
Posts: 1,224 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England |
Depends. If it's the sea, no, because nasty **** can happen. Crabs, anyone? If it's in a nice clean pool, then yeah, but I don't fancy the idea of swimming in jizz. ___________________ The real Revolution is coming.... |
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Aidan_702lolsassinator
Posts: 4,380 Join Date: May 2005 |
Personally, I'd pay to see you have underwater sex fudge! Whale reproduction is very rarely captured on film! |
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Sir Burley BeeQuantum
Posts: 4,621 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London, Ontario, Canada |
I've had underwater sex many times. On occasion, a woman can be too dry underwater to finish the deed, but if you do it just right, it's fantastic. I imagine it's the closest I'll ever come to zero-gravity sex. ___________________ 
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Ben The FantasticMagikoopa
Posts: 841 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canada |
Sue said that sex underwater is dangerous. I'm taking her word for it. ___________________ -----My Friend Codes!----- Mario Kart: 3221 8444 6512 Animal Crossing: 0859 6124 8425 Name: Ben Town: Penny Ln |
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Drunken SaviorJeffersonian
Posts: 5,163 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Coast |
Yeah, the water and chlorine can dry her out, as Sir Burley Bee said. Just mess round in the pool, then get out. |
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zelda_freakCan you read my mind?
Posts: 2,581 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Yay area, California |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
Underwater sex sucks if it's your pool. ___________________  Get your Portable ID! |
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Crunchyto jue
Posts: 7,246 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: the "Employee of the Month" parking spot |
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Joey Numbers45 RPM FURY
Posts: 15,817 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Houston, Texas |
Who said it had to be in a pool. |
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CoconutCan has custom title?
Posts: 15,975 Join Date: May 2002 |
No, but I suggest you watch the Half Ton Man, fudge. The only way they find it feasible to allow exercise is by craning him into a pool and letting his blubber swish about.
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Olmer69Grey Britain Posts: 4,462 Join Date: Mar 2003 |
showers dont count then |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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BazookaPart-time n-philer
Posts: 2,960 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Binbrook, ON |
Yup its great! Especially with lots of people around.  ___________________ |
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CurtisSomeone's Ugly Daughter
Posts: 19,378 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In a new home. |
Shower is ok, but udnerwater can actually cause suction problems, getting stuck. Im serious when I say that. And obviously when were talking about chemicals in the pool, this can effect certain things, such as condom effectiveness. And have you ever had chlorine in a cut? Imagine that in your vagina. Im sure it wouldnt feel nice, but if its for a short period, I find its ok, nothing special though. ___________________  |
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StJimmyI'm in an Oasis
Posts: 3,144 Join Date: Sep 2003 |
As long as it's not in a hot tub go ahead and do it. And Sue came to my university too :s She has one act, it's kinda annoying. I'm guessing (to the rest of you that have seen her) she put a condom on a banana with her mouth and told her stories about going through airport security with a bunch of toys in her luggage. ___________________  |
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A-kornBoom Boom
Posts: 625 Join Date: Oct 2003 |
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Joey Numbers45 RPM FURY
Posts: 15,817 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Houston, Texas |
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ChronoSomebody To Love
Posts: 6,104 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Got no feelin, Got no Rhythm, |
I think "nature" would also get in the way, its probably still wicked dirty, and theres fish in there. Fudge has had sex? ___________________  http://swagbucks.com/refer/migetmonkee91 Don't doubt this site, sign up with my link and read the instructions. It rules! |
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CurtisSomeone's Ugly Daughter
Posts: 19,378 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In a new home. |
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ChronoSomebody To Love
Posts: 6,104 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Got no feelin, Got no Rhythm, |
I think we should also look out for Volume 5: Sex with girls. ___________________ http://swagbucks.com/refer/migetmonkee91 Don't doubt this site, sign up with my link and read the instructions. It rules! |
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mirrorshieldBlurp
Posts: 534 Join Date: Feb 2005 |
**** no thats sick for many reasons i'm not a girl but i'm pretty sure a women doensn't want friken chlorine in her pussy ___________________ 
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La Li Lu Le LoBob-omb
Posts: 172 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chicago |
Hmmm...fuc*ing people man. What's wrong with having traditional sex? It's satisfying enough and I don't need anything more than that. Forget the water...the butt is where it's at. |
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CurtisSomeone's Ugly Daughter
Posts: 19,378 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In a new home. |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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Joey Numbers45 RPM FURY
Posts: 15,817 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Houston, Texas |
please don't |
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CurtisSomeone's Ugly Daughter
Posts: 19,378 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In a new home. |
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Pithyreal men weave pants
Posts: 10,414 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rhode Island |
PM me jk, please dont. |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
Well if they're misadventures then, no, I probably don't. ___________________ Get your Portable ID! |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
CJ ThunderWhycan'tIleavethisblank? Posts: 10,400 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal |
Sex in a pool is fun, but underwater I would like to try as the faces made by SCUBA tanks are funny enough. |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
AssmanCTU agent
Posts: 8,945 Join Date: Jun 2004 |
 ___________________ The secular progressive movement(liberals)are ruining this country.  
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athingDeath can be tamed
Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere between life and death |
My best friend told me we are gonna have underwater sex in two years.In her uncle's hotel pool.Definetely legal.What's wrong with it? Fudge gets a cookie(low calories  )___________________  DeathBringing hero |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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athingDeath can be tamed
Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere between life and death |
I am willing to think that in 2 years i will have had sex(normal) ___________________ DeathBringing hero |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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athingDeath can be tamed
Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere between life and death |
My best friends have already had sex and they are also 14.Anyway that's not something that should be discussed here ___________________ DeathBringing hero |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
DaxceonHa ha!
Posts: 2,550 Join Date: Dec 2004 |
...because finding connection between that topic and the established topic on this thread would be strenious at best? ___________________ |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
athingDeath can be tamed
Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere between life and death |
Ya ___________________ DeathBringing hero |
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KeazuGallant and Giddy
Posts: 18,247 Join Date: Jun 2003 |
Crazy athing, you can't have sex, you're just a badly programmed spambot! ___________________
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FAT2001Lakitu
Posts: 2,171 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 8===========> |
I want sex with a goat and an octopuss while my female lover is upside down in water |
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CoconutCan has custom title?
Posts: 15,975 Join Date: May 2002 |
Goats have freaky ass eyes and octopi have fuggin' beaks that can break through the shell of a crab. You disgust me. |
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| NerdTuesday, January 31st 2006. | |
FAT2001Lakitu
Posts: 2,171 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 8===========> |
Well than maybe just underwater. But she damn well better be upside down. |
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mechagoukiOmnipresent Malevolence
Posts: 1,061 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Everywhere that evil lurks...... |
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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athingDeath can be tamed
Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere between life and death |
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SandwraithDino-Rhino
Posts: 331 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: "I said dont move or ur dead" "I say im dead and i move"-The Crow |
WHY WHY does this topic exist its.....so pointless. + what if u get carried away and drown while doing it? ___________________ 
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IntenseFLDSMDFR
Posts: 1,815 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada |
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Dark AerowWhat is seen
Posts: 4,004 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: What is not seen |
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RocksteadySteady Rockin' All Night
Posts: 14,141 Join Date: Aug 2003 |
Something about the pressure underwater can damage a womans body, which is why Sue frowns upon it. I'm fairly sure the chlorine in a pool isn't an issue for a woman, wearing a bathing suit in a pool doesn't lock out all the water and it sure as hell can go up there whether they are sexually engaged or not. Sure would be fun though. |
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