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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
1st Annual Top 10 Hottest N-philers Revealed!! [marquee]Man oh man what a battle.[/marquee]With more than 30 people competing, over 100 judges' scores and a few tie breakers, it was an extremely tight race as to who the HOTTEST N-philer of 2005 could be. Needless to say N-Philes has some handsome members, some of which decided to stay out of the race by not posting pictures probably losing them a top spot (Sir Burley Bee) and some who posted many hours after the deadline (Aipotu). But to those who were brave enough to post pics, congratulations - you're all winners, even if 99% of you are technically losers. The winner gets impossibly wonderful swag from E3, hugged generously by Xavius plus a water bottle from the opening of Nintendo World this year in New York City, NY - plus, of course, the bragging rights for the entire year for being the person voted Hottest by two homos, a straight guy and two females who probably touched themselves at least once to one of your pictures. Now the rankings: 10) DARTHKORN - Canadians didn't dominate this year what with Burley Bee's hot ass mysteriously missing, Hilary joining a convent and NekoSim being considered attractive by multiple judges (although one of which was "scared" of the beard), but Darthkorn is a shining example of what a steady diet of Molson's and the Sens will get you: SUPER SEXY HOTNESS.  9) EL CINICO - A newcomer to N-Philes, El Cinico's blue-haired charms won over the judges with his million dollar smile and the ability to look slightly different in every picture he posts. Can he climb higher on the Stud Ladder by next year? If Cocoa keeps eating the way he does, most probably. EDIT: Also interesting how he and Deacon share the same hats.  8) DEACON - Purportedly the owner of N-Philes, Deacon the Impaler knocked El Cinico out of the 8th spot with his impossibly manly stubble and anime-like blue eyes. Interestingly his disallowance of Daisy to post her breast pics undoubtedly cost Daisy her shot at the big time. So Deacon you may be 8th HOTTEST on N-philes, but you probably won't be getting any tonight!  7) COCONUT - "Exotic", "Bitchy", "Really Gay", "Multi-Racial" - just a few of the adjectives to decribe N-Philes' favorite ex-Mormon HOTTIE, Coconut. Although pushing strong in the beginning, his temp ban seems to have cost him a higher spot, but like coke-head Kate Moss or Xiu Xiu, will controversy help him next year for a higher spot?  6) BEN THE FANTASTIC - Um.. honestly I don't know a lot about this guy. But he did have an odd array of photos that seemed to change from Urkel to Stephan Urkel and many of the judges added him to the list as a HOTTIE contender. Maybe if he posted more, he would be higher on the list, but it's a big "WTF" for this fantastic Canadian.  5) OLMER69 - Olmer69 scored well across the board with all the judges - which is impressive considering the single picture he posted in the original thread. Still, Olmer has stud written all over him: He's been hospitalized for back breaking work in a warehouse - he kicked Ice Queen to the curb and is sending all the judges free sunglasse... er.. nothing. HOT HOT HOT!!  4) CUBICLE - Cubicle is a cool guy. He's Greek, he's laid back, he's funny and for some weird reason holds onto that unibrow like a badge of honor. It didn't stop the judges from voting him 4th hottest N-philer. As one of the judges said, "He sure looks nice shaved." Well who can disagree with that?  o_o; *ahem* 3) DANYTOCA - "Who knew he was so hot?" - Anonymous judge. Yes, Dany Toca has beat out arguably more popular N-philers as a HOTTIE contender - but what do we know about DanyToca? According to his profile, enjoys videogaming and skateboarding and even though he is associated with Pocketeers, the judges didn't hold it against him. Kudos to DanyToca who is "Mmm-mmm good!"  2) JOEYJOJOJRSHABADU - It's funny because at least half of the judges used "shocked" to describe the hotness of JoeyJo.. etc - perhaps because his oh-so-sidesplitting antics on N-philes don't correllate to his anime-inspired hairdos and pouty make-out lips? Is it because they had associated his looks with this monkey-bathing avatar? The point is that JoeyJ scored HUGE points with all the judges and will most probably be a victim of sexual assault if ever imprisoned. We love JoeyJoJoJrShabadu! Good luck next year.  1) DEATHDADDY!!! "It's gotta be the ass." That's what one of our judges says about winner of the 1st Annual Hottest N-philer award - and who can really compete? It's almost obsene the caliber of bootie DD carries around on a daily basis - but I think what swayed the judges is Deathdaddy's borderline crazy personality and ability to invoke awe and seratonin in all n-philers.  He's The Fonz. He's Batman. He's .. Big Bootie Studman.. and we should all shower DD in cookies for this huge win. Kudos to you and to all the people who entered this year. If you'd like to know specifics about how you did, I suppose you can PM me but I won't reveal who the judges were. Just remember: Make it your all-consuming goal to toss Deathdaddy and JoeyJ out of the top spots!  [marquee]Congrats to all the winners![/marquee] ___________________  I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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JoesterNeedle Mouse
Posts: 14,987 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO |
geh. |
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fudgewww.myspace.com/skarpeal
Posts: 3,444 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brownsville, PA |
what the ****. where am i ___________________  Get your Portable ID!" |
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Codysup
Posts: 12,702 Join Date: May 2002 Location: internet space station |
this thread is lame without 10 losers |
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FlynnFormerly known as NekoSim
Posts: 3,533 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada |
I swear only my girlfriend liked the beard.... Oh well, at least I got mentioned 
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LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
you guys seriously shouldnt have even put DeathDaddy in the running it would have crushed his super-ego, therefore being hilarious. |
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DeathDaddyCaptain
Posts: 9,033 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: City of Bridges |
Super-ego? Psshhh. *mighty flex* Well, that was fun. Good job putting it all together, Xavius! You've done good. ___________________
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Deaconanti-social commentary
Posts: 28,084 Join Date: Jul 2002 |
I was rooting for danytoca. :| |
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KuribooSuper
Posts: 12,190 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: A Galaxy far far away.... |
 Poor Daisy.... ___________________ Mario's Bitch |
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Pelican Samvs. The World
Posts: 8,336 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: United Kingdom |
What the fuck? We need to know where everyone came. ___________________  |
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Pithyreal men weave pants
Posts: 10,414 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rhode Island |
woa wait a minute N-Philes ISNT full of pedophiles? |
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danytocasun
Posts: 4,792 Join Date: Oct 2002 |
Awwww rriiiggghhttttt  That was fun, I'll be back next year with more stubble! 
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AipotubeN-Philes
Posts: 8,933 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ottawa, Ontario |
I don't even get the certificate of particpation that i wanted 
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Ben The FantasticMagikoopa
Posts: 841 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canada |
Sweet, #6. I can deal with that. ___________________ -----My Friend Codes!----- Mario Kart: 3221 8444 6512 Animal Crossing: 0859 6124 8425 Name: Ben Town: Penny Ln |
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Pelican Samvs. The World
Posts: 8,336 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: United Kingdom |
Hang on just one moment. [marquee]Where is TendoGamer?[/marquee] ___________________ |
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BrandNewNerd Posts: N/A Join Date: N/A |
DeathDaddy you look like Morrissey! You rock son! ___________________ Credit Cards Canadian Credit Cards Best Credit Card Deals |
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Paul WellerLakitu
Posts: 11,584 Join Date: Sep 2002 |
im the hottest thx ___________________ We're all just hapless victims of knowledge and learning and such The man you thought you licked 'em but you choked in the clutch Brent Black, you said it yourself it's an ethereal kind of flu A Mac virus reveals the plot of the fiendish Fu Man Chu |
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Ryan1Banned
Posts: 2,039 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Baddudesville |
Thanks Xavius, I feel a slight tingling in my pants. |
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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
Following placers (these are N-philers who were suggested by the judges): 11th: Daisy 12th: Tendogamer 13th: Joey_Numbers 14th: Shortdude 15th: Sir Burley Bee 16th: Nekosim 17th: HabitatGC 18th: Oklarican 19th: Last Alliance 20th: ?huh? 21st: Hilary 22nd: Chrono 23rd: Starfox 24th: Abe Sapien 25th: Fake Brazilian 26th: Xiu Xiu . . . 30th: Pelican Sam . . . 55th: Fudge . . . 88nd: Mario Party 7 Boxart . . . XXnd: Joester ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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Ryan1Banned
Posts: 2,039 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Baddudesville |
Shortdude over Burly? |
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Aidan_702lolsassinator
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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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el_cínicoHothead
Posts: 741 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Carolina |
We should have this type of contest more often. Next week: Top 10 Ghetto Booties of N-philes! Time to drop trou, gentlement. ...although I'm afraid DeathDaddy has already won that contest
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Aidan_702lolsassinator
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FunkMasterGeneralLakitu
Posts: 8,920 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Keene,NH |
I don't understand why Starfoxeternity was so low on that list, though I am in no way a fan of mexicans or their smell, he definetly deserved to be up a bit higher. ___________________ 
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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
I don't know why either.. I think he probably should have posted some body pics because he's always talking about his physique and his name isn't easily remembered. Also three of the judges were Texas militiamen. ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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MaLinkWhomp
Posts: 297 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hey, lookit the pink flamenco flamingo! :O |
Yay for Ben the sixthtastic! ___________________ 
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Codysup
Posts: 12,702 Join Date: May 2002 Location: internet space station |
i'm not on that list THERES TREACHERY AFOOT |
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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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LastAllianceTrollin' since 2003
Posts: 12,490 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Klamath Falls, OR |
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sharkwrath48Dino-Rhino
Posts: 334 Join Date: Nov 2005 |
why were there no girls in the top 10 |
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FunkMasterGeneralLakitu
Posts: 8,920 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Keene,NH |
there are no girls on n-philes ___________________
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MaLinkWhomp
Posts: 297 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hey, lookit the pink flamenco flamingo! :O |
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Joey Numbers45 RPM FURY
Posts: 15,817 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Houston, Texas |
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Abe SapienPrayin for the Enda' Time
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fudgewww.myspace.com/skarpeal
Posts: 3,444 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brownsville, PA |
55th...that's a ****ing lie ___________________ Get your Portable ID!" |
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Pithyreal men weave pants
Posts: 10,414 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rhode Island |
yeah really I'm better looking than fudge, where am I? |
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Nin10doSmooth Criminal
Posts: 5,563 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Boogie Down Bronx |
Danytoca reminds me of Thomas Ian Nicholas from American Pie in that pic.
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DaisyHello!
Posts: 31,787 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere |
 I hate Deacon. btw, I was rooting for Dany, too. |
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Pandas_UNITEPositive Panda
Posts: 18,424 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: I live in your heart ;) |
Wow I didn't honestly think there were more then 5 or so good looking people on n-philes. And I'm still right. Good to know. Thanks Xavius. ___________________ 
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CuBiRebel Scum
Posts: 2,817 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The island of lesbians, olive oil and fossil forests. |
What??? Beaten by the guy with the batman avatars? ME??? THE ULTIMATE HUMAN? But it's gotta be the ass. *checks own ass* It was fun! I wasn't really expecting I'd make it!  And I can't see the problem with the unibrow! There really are no hairs anymore in between my two brows! What exactly qualifies it as a unibrow???  Anyway, thank you judges, and thank you Xavius for this effort. It was worth your while I believe. |
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JoesterNeedle Mouse
Posts: 14,987 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO |
I'm sad now Xavius. |
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DaisyHello!
Posts: 31,787 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere |
Me too. |
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Sir Burley BeeQuantum
Posts: 4,621 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London, Ontario, Canada |
Yeah wtf. This contest is rigged. Nekosim didn't win. |
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XaviusSabor de Soledad
Posts: 32,290 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NM |
Guys don't be sad. Daisy you were 11th. So close! Next time you should rely on your womanly assets instead of allowing your boyfriend to chain them down. You did good. And Joester. Well, you participated! Also, Cubicle, I give you too much **** about your unibrow. As long as you keep at it and make sure it doesn't attack a small village, I won't give you anymore crap about it. ___________________ I was young and confused and your mom didn't want me around no more. Now pass me dem damn collard greens! |
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Pandas_UNITEPositive Panda
Posts: 18,424 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: I live in your heart ;) |
I woulda entered but i was sure I'd get top 10, but now seeing all these better looking guys I'm just not so sure. Well I always knew DeathDaddy would win, he's posted more pictures on n-philes then fudge ever could. ___________________
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CurtisSomeone's Ugly Daughter
Posts: 19,378 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In a new home. |
W00t for the final spot. ___________________  |
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VG EmblemHow's the pie?
Posts: 2,965 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep in the Internet |
Where am i? Chrono got 22nd, WTF. ___________________ . |
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TendoGamerJ.C.
Posts: 7,351 Join Date: Dec 2002 |
If 12th place is the winning position I won! ___________________
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CuBiRebel Scum
Posts: 2,817 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The island of lesbians, olive oil and fossil forests. |
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