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NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

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Ladder Theory
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Wow. I don't know if I should take this guy seriously or not. Or just partially.
Some of the things he mentions can be related in real-world instances but only in a few circumstances, I think.

Whether you're looking for a laugh or want to read up on it, this is worth your time.

*Summary* It's a theory on how men and women put individuals on an attraction ladder (hottest people on top, most ugly on the bottom)
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NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

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Like the Groundhog Phil.

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I read this a long time ago. I remember it being 100% correct.
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NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

Shivan

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I'm a man.
I'm a gay man.

I defeated this theory.

Of course, I didn't read on to see if they mentioned the exception of gays.
I got excited and rushed to post this.

I win.
Next.
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Melkman

Wait? Shivan's gay?

NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

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Like the Groundhog Phil.

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He covered gays. Thanks for wasting N-Philes bandwidth.
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NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

Keazu

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I always thought everyone was joking when they said Shivan was gay.







Queer
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zig

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Real Summary: Guy rips off episode of Seinfeld, expands it into mutli-page document.
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Keazu

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They didn't seem to put in the point of: If a guy finds a girl attractive, but he knows he can do better, they can still be friends.




This is possible, I tell you.
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NerdFriday, August 26th 2005.

StJimmy

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Yes, he covered that keazu Wink But I guess you're too young to know how to read oh snap!
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Keazu

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I just lookeed again and I still don't see it. Your possible sarcasm has caused me to short circuit.
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Ragnar Danneskjöld

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Shivan post your pic again.
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Shivan

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I read the rest of this and I laughed my ass off.
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Melkman

Wait? Shivan's gay?

NerdSunday, August 28th 2005.

StJimmy

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Keazu

They didn't seem to put in the point of: If a guy finds a girl attractive, but he knows he can do better, they can still be friends.




This is possible, I tell you.





IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
The guy is gay
The guy does not find you attractive.
The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder



I think that could be covered in there right Alex Kidd
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Keazu

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Unless I didn't say anything about having a girl, just that you know you could have one. Then that would have nothing to do with it. Alex Kidd
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It can be taken either way.

Of course, if you bothered to understand the elaboration, you would know that the difference between "having a woman" and "having something higher on the ladder" is minimal.
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Keazu

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I have no idea what you are talking about. Stop talking smart and start talking American.
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NerdTuesday, August 30th 2005.

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I considered offering two differing diagrams of the sentence, but...

See, if a man has a woman, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have a ladder anymore. He would still have the inclination to give up his current woman with another higher on the ladder. Whether the guy's moral standing allows him to go through with this is besides the point.

Put simply: if you're a woman, and you don't have a top spot on the guy's ladder, his treatment of you would be pretty much the same, no matter the circumstances. Really, the only factor would be your willingness to "give it up".
 
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