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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

Posts: 2,215

Join Date: Jul 2003

Location: Redmond, Washington

Now's your chance to brag. To brag about your laziness.

Most times it's looked down upon. Some say it'll be the cause of our downfall. But for this one time, you can brag about it. In all honesty, I'm pretty sure I'm the laziest person here. There's just...no helping it.

-I know a shower only takes a few minutes, yet I don't take one.

-Don't change my sheets, don't check the message machine, rarely change out of my pajamas.

-Sometimes I just stay on the toilet.

-I often get my face wet, you know, to wash it, right? Then I decide it isn't worth the time, so I just leave.

-Late at night, when I have to go to the bathroom, I decide to tough it out. The bathroom is right across the hall from my room. This has caused many wettings of the bed.

-That was the one time I changed my sheets.

Anyone else? I know this may make Biohazard erupt in a healthy rage, and probably start cutting himself at the mention of such insidious acts of laziness. Meh, I'm just too lazy to care at the moment. Give Up

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Sir Burley Bee

Quantum

Posts: 4,621

Join Date: Dec 2002

Location: London, Ontario, Canada

Back when I wore a hat, I used to hurl it at the television in a vain attempt to change the channel without having to reach two feet for the remote.

The garbage cans in my house resemble small mountains.

I shave maybe once a week, but not because I can't grow stubble.

...Maybe I'll post again with more, but probably not.
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Leather McWhip

Lakitu

Posts: 1,448

Join Date: May 2005

Location: Chicago

I buy condom's to masturbate into. (A lot less clean up.)

I too shave once a week (on average). But I do it because I get a better shave when the hair is longer. So, not really laziness per se. Oh well.

Instead of going into work some days, I sit and think about going into work and then I call in sick.

One time I needed to blow my nose and there was no toilet paper/kleenex around so I picked up a clean folded towel and blew my nose into it. Then I folded it back up and put it in the pile with the other clean towels. (Too lazy to put it in the dirty clothes pile)

There's a 7-11 about 3 blocks away that I frequent. I always drive there.
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XxHumanCowxX

BOOMSHAKALAKA

Posts: 6,045

Join Date: Jun 2002

Location: :noitacoL

once i was drinking a glass of ice water and i ran out of water but i didn't want to get up to get more so i let the ice melt and then i drank that

also i rigged up a series of strings in my room when i was 10 that let me turn the lights on and off from my bed across the room

Aidan_702

lolsassinator

Posts: 4,380

Join Date: May 2005

Only wash my teeth in the morning, what's the point of having a fresh mouth at night eh?

I take a shower once a week.

I study only for two days before any test that I have, no matter how important it is.

I never do my homework, and so I take far too many days of school. Like 35 last year. And then when I'm at home all I do is play games.

On the other hand, I do walk everywhere, all the time. But eh.

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Join Date: Jul 2003

Location: Redmond, Washington

ivanna tinkle
also i rigged up a series of strings in my room when i was 10 that let me turn the lights on and off from my bed across the room

I was going to do something like that, but I was too lazy to bother. So I just leave them on.
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Abe Sapien

Prayin for the Enda' Time

Posts: 1,052

Join Date: Feb 2005

Location: Maryland

One time, I was so lazy that I didn't even try to think of an example of my laziness. Oh wait, that's right now.
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Biohazard

Banned

Posts: 2,010

Join Date: Jul 2003

*Dies on the inside...

Esp from Leather McWhip ew lol and Aidans is just disgusting and sad you brush your teeth at night...

ZachityZach

Your favourite game sucks

Posts: 7,760

Join Date: Nov 2003

My entire day consisted of watching old Spider-Man 90's VHS movies I pulled out of my basement and playing Pokemon Fire Red.

I ate lunch at 4, when my mum yelled at me to eat something. I didn't wait because of lack of hunger, but because I couldn't be bothered to walk downstairs and find something to eat.

I've worn the same shirt for 3 days.

I haven't showered in 3 days.

The only times I left my property since sunday were visits to my grandparents' and a trip to the movies last night.

I win.

The S.S. Saturn

Ostro

Posts: 586

Join Date: Mar 2005

Location: "Gablas!? GABLAS!!?" Yelled S.S. while asking for directions

I keep a broom stick next to me, and whenever I want to change the TV channel I poke my brother 'till he does it whenever the remote's broken. I could just use the stick to change the channel, but why should I?

I own and use a wheel-chair, and I'm not handicapped.

I'm a clean person though. I need my daily shower!

objection

Posts: 1,088

Join Date: Jun 2003

i'm so lazy i

VG Emblem

How's the pie?

Posts: 2,965

Join Date: Aug 2005

Location: Deep in the Internet

im to lazy to post my huge amount of laziness here.
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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Location: Redmond, Washington

The S.S. Saturn
I own and use a wheel-chair, and I'm not handicapped.

Heh, wow. lol
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Fake_Brasilian

Ristar! "Come on!"

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Join Date: Apr 2005

Location: Redmond, WA

I put my parking brake on at stop lights...holding the brake is too hard. Tongue

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Devicho

Nerd

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Join Date: N/A

Location: In a bowl of soup.

Let's see...

1. I haven't brushed my hair in the last 10 days.
2. When did I last shower?
3. My days are spent on a computer, watching TV, or playing games.
4. I wake up after 1 AM daily.
5. I NEVER make my bed.
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Daisy

Hello!

Posts: 31,787

Join Date: Jan 2003

Location: Nowhere

It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I am still in my pajamas and have absolutely no intention of getting dressed.

Also, I've barely moved from my desk chair, except to go lay on the couch, but that is mostly due to being practically immobile with the stupid broken ankle.

TendoGamer

J.C.

Posts: 7,351

Join Date: Dec 2002

For the past few weeks I've been getting out of bed at 3pm everyday.
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Devicho

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Location: In a bowl of soup.

Crap, how could I forget about not changing out of my pajamas?!
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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Location: Redmond, Washington

Guys guys guys.....I don't even wear pajamas anymore. This IS my formal wear/pajamas/swim suit. You people still have a lot to learn. Dance

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bluefalcon_ad

Nerd

Posts: 64

Join Date: Mar 2005

Location: Check your toilet.

I barely wash myself when I take a bath...
I barely finish all my food...
I ALWAYS stay with the clothes I step in all day long until about 9 o'clock at night...
I RARELY go outside (the reason why I have high cholesterol)
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Wesker

Shepard...

Posts: 7,581

Join Date: Jul 2003

Location: Idaho Falls, ID

I magically made Fable a 30 hour game by falling asleep twice without turning off the Xbox while playing it.

Ragnar Danneskjöld

Friend of the Friendless

Posts: 18,111

Join Date: Apr 2003

Location: Houston

Im super lazy. I never answer phone.
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Aidan_702

lolsassinator

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Join Date: May 2005

Oh yeah, I've literally been to lazy to go to bed at a reasonable time, I'm going to bed at around 5:30 Am every day, and then getting up at around 1-2.

GOD I'M SO..........what? Uh, oh yeah. Lazy.

Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

Posts: 18,247

Join Date: Jun 2003

I don't understand this thread at all. If you are lazy, you wouldn't take the time to brag about it, you should be spending that valuable time watching TV or something. thread void
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Jake

open your eyes

Posts: 6,818

Join Date: Jan 2004

Location: Kansas

I mow my backyard about once every couple of weeks and it grows fast.
Sometimes I only brush my teeth twice a day.
In the winter I wear the same jeans for 2-3 days in a row, towels too.
I bring my backpack home every day at school but I've never, I mean NEVER, done any homework at home. I get most done during school and I still make good grades.

BlazeGFX

Slaughterhouse 8/11 !!!!!

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Join Date: Mar 2005

Location: Are You in That Mood Yet?

Aidan_702
I never do my homework, and so I take far too many days of school. Like 35 last year. And then when I'm at home all I do is play games.

I never did my homework last year. And I missed 57 days of school.

I finished the year with a 2.5 GPA Dance

Pandas_UNITE

Positive Panda

Posts: 18,424

Join Date: Oct 2002

Location: I live in your heart ;)

I don't bathe until i see small bugs crawling on me, i never notice them, and i never kill them, that takes effort.

I once paid my friend 20 bucks to mow my lawn, when my parents giv me 10 to do it.

I re use dishes, i even drink soda from a mug that i just drank coffee from.

I shave every month, but i usually go buy beer before, and get really drunk till i pass out in my own throw up. Which takes me days to realize how gross it is and it should be cleaned up.

I once decided to go outside to see the stars. But instead i looked em up online.

BAM@!!!!
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Pithy

real men weave pants

Posts: 10,414

Join Date: Sep 2004

Location: Rhode Island

-I purposly killed off half my lawn this year so I wouldn't have to cut it
-I (like Pandas) re use cups, dishes, etc
-I haven't cleaned my sheets in about a year
-I leave a mess and say I'll clean it up later
-I barely do my homework because it takes time off the internet and sleep

I need a slap in the face :sad:

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Join Date: Jul 2003

Location: Redmond, Washington

Keazu
I don't understand this thread at all. If you are lazy, you wouldn't take the time to brag about it, you should be spending that valuable time watching TV or something. thread void

Well Keazu, there comes a time in your life when you have to brag about SOMETHING. And even though it requires you to stop those crucial activities for just a minute, it's necessary for self esteem. Yes

I'm so going to void every thread you ever make, boy. *threat*
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Orangeade

Lakitu

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I never do my homework at home, I do it during class instead
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Abe Sapien

Prayin for the Enda' Time

Posts: 1,052

Join Date: Feb 2005

Location: Maryland

I've gone five days without taking a shower or changing my clothes.

Ok, I admit, I was backpacking, but still...
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L24z13L

Spiny

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Location: Scania

A couple years ago i wore the same pair of jeans all summer.
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DKL

DO NOT WANT SUPER RAPE

Posts: 6,748

Join Date: Jan 2003

Location: California, USA

I aspire to be lazy, but like being clean, so it's hard...

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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L24z13L
A couple years ago i wore the same pair of jeans all summer.

During the 8th grade, I wore the same pair of cargo pants all year. Or is it khaki pants? Every other Old Navy commercial switches it around. Disgust

Oh, and I washed them, like, once a month. Maybe. In fact, I barely wash my clothes at all. I believe wading around in water is good enough. Thank God for our neighbor's pool.
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Koenn

1000 warm up jumps!

Posts: 849

Join Date: Jun 2004

Location: Malakoff, TX

Let's see... I have six drinking classes sitting around my computer, I haven't changed my sheets in a few weeks (I should really do that tomorrow, come to think of it :/), my bedroom floor is covered in clothing, and I don't like getting up to do anything if I'm sitting somewhere comfortably most of the time.

Other than that, though, I've got a job and I'm starting college this fall, and I'm rarely at home, much less sitting and watching TV, so I'm not as bad as some of you people.

Aidan, take a shower, please?
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L24z13L

Spiny

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Location: Scania

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu
Oh, and I washed them, like, once a month. Maybe.

I didn't.
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George

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Posts: 12,710

Join Date: Jan 2003

Location: Florida

ive had my shirt on backwards all day and im to lazy to fix it
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DanMo

Roll with it

Posts: 2,930

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Location: Ontario, Canada

im not lazy, i just chill a lot.
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Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu
I'm so going to void every thread you ever make, boy. *threat*

I've never made a thread for the entire time I've been on N-philes, so good luck with that. Alex Kidd
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BEan

Microsoft certified

Posts: 10,871

Join Date: Mar 2005

Location: On a rooftop with a bullhorn.

I have a habit of leaning back in my chair, because of that and a weight of 200+ lbs I have broken about 8 chairs.
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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Keazu
I've never made a thread for the entire time I've been on N-philes, so good luck with that.

I just can't win....can I? Frown
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RansacK

Pompon Flower

Posts: 385

Join Date: Aug 2005

Location: Red Sox Nation

I wouldn't call it laziness myself, but one time a friend asked me to stat cheat on RTCW:Tides Of War for the xbox and I refused because it's boring and my friend called me a lazy bastard. Confused

Atentora

Lakitu

Posts: 1,836

Join Date: Jan 2004

Location: Massachusetts

I slept most of yesterday and woke up about 3 hours ago today... I am still tired...
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TendoGamer

J.C.

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I'm always more tired if I sleep for longer. I don't know why.
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johnsky

Banned

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Location: Playing Battlefield2 on (MA) server, nick: Johnsky777

I sleep 14 hours of each day. That way my brain cant overheat.

Keazu

Gallant and Giddy

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JoeyJoJoJrShabadu
I just can't win....can I?

You don't have a snowball's chance in hell. (Which is pretty good actually, because snowball's have been known to be able to withstand hot temperatures.)
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Can has custom title?

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Join Date: May 2002

I pee in the sink since it's easier to aim

I'm too lazy to list the list, actually I just got farts in my brain, but eh.

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